James and I planned on going to Las Vegas to get married.
There were a few different reasons for this, the biggest of which being that gay weddings are perfectly legal there.
I am sad to report that where I live now gay marriage is still against the law. I would move to a nicer state if I could afford to do so, but I can’t. Instead, James and I were going to fly into Sin City, get hitched, and then spend our honeymoon partying and gambling like madmen. At the last minute James canceled, and then dumped me, due to pressure from his parents who still haven’t accepted his lifestyle. I decided “to hell with James” and went to Las Vegas by myself. Las Vegas is called Sin City for a reason, and I wanted to soothe my broken heart with gambling, concerts, food, booze, and most of all cannabis. Did you know that cannabis is perfectly legal in Las Vegas? So is gay marriage, but since that was off the table I decided to focus more on smoking cannabis and hooking up with random dudes. Even though I had never gambled before, the Las Vegas casinos make it a lot of fun even for a rookie. Somehow I won fifty bucks on my first visit to a real Las Vegas casino, so I cashed out and took my winnings to the nearest cannabis dispensary. Later that night, with a head full of cannabis smoke, I went to another famous Las Vegas casino, but this time I lost two hundred bucks!